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双语笑话|Wait for your salary 你等着发薪资吧

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If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.

If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow1. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money...

wait for your salary.

假如你感到孤独,我做你的影子。假如你想哭泣,我做你的肩膀。假如你想要拥抱,我做你的枕头。

假如你想要快乐,我做你的微笑。假如你想要钱

等着发薪资吧!


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